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Thursday, April 29, 2010


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Frank Simpson

The staff and officers of Petaluma’s Internationale Instituto De Vino Wino have been provoked to go forth and procure a bottle of malt whisky--thus ending our ignorance of this particular liquid. We have secured the necessary day trip permit from our parole officers!


Chief Wino & Solo Vine Manager (We have only one vine)–Frank
First Secretary-Vinnie Parducci
Second Secretary- Guido Marcucci
Third Secretary-Gustav Von Da Vee
Treasurer-Minnie Da Moocher
Counsel–Horace Rumpole of Chateau Fleet Street Claret
Vat & Barrel Managers-Jay Gaulo
Restaurant Manager-Al Fresco
Food Director–Sushi Tira-Misu
Director, Financial Planning-Two Fingers (as in “a-one-a,” “a-two-a”) Sabastiani
Director of Protocol & Arbiter of Taste–Marthe Stuarda
Tour Director-Expresso Camino Freeway
Movie & Video Critic-Francois Fjord
Bouncer–Sumo Cum Laude “Big Fish” Sashimi
Chats du Vin Extraordinaire—Hannah Sue & Gracie Mae (The Claret Kitties)
Director of Cheap & Trashy Personal Counseling–Tristan E. Isolde
Director of Catering–Enchy Latta
Senior Citizen Wine Consultant–Jerry Attrick


Just one bottle? With so many staff members? Good luck on getting a look-in!

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